Ben Johnson,FloydReports.com
Thirty-one-year-old John Tyner,a 31-year-old recently unleashed the “Don’t tase me,Bro” moment of airport security. While about to receive a genital check from TSA security,Tyner agreed to a search of non-intimate areas but said,“If you touch my junk,I’ll have you arrested.” However,Muslim women will not have to face such worries. CNSNews.com has reported that Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) —which is frequently tied to domestic terror plots —has been guaranteed that TSA officials will only pat down Muslim women in the head and neck area.
CAIR said Muslims who object to full-body scans for religious reasons should know their rights if they are required to undergo a pat-down, including asking for the procedure to be done in a private place. In addition,CAIR offered a “special recommendation” for Muslim women who wear a hijab,telling them they should tell the TSA officer that they may be searched only around the head and neck.
“Before you are patted down,you should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question,in this scenario,your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.”
Muslim women will likely opt for the not-very-invasive security pat-down,because….
A good solution to this problem would be to put all muslims on the same plane and all others on another. That way no one needs to be inspected.
I'm buying a burka –and some baggies to load with hog blood.