by Ben Johnson,The White House Watch
Secretary Napolitano,or your duly employed servant,welcome to our humble website.
One of the members of our team,who regularly checks our webstats,sent me a printout of people reading our website ImpeachObamaCampaign.com. It showed that one our loyal visitors is the Department of Homeland Security.
In fact,it seems someone at the DHS checks in roughly once or twice a day. (At least,those are the only visits we detected.)
Apparently “White House Watch”is a two-way street.
Of course,we know why you’re doing this. You hate conservatives. For years,you have tried to dehumanize us and accuse us of terrorism,from the Holocaust Museum to Gabrielle Giffords’tragic shooting (which was perpetrated by the psychotic son of hippie parents). Your agency even released a factually challenged report cum libel in 2009 claiming “rightwing [sic.] extremists during the 1990s exploited a variety of social issues”including “same-sex marriage”to stoke terrorist assaults like Waco. (They did not.) This official DHS report concluded “that lone wolves and small terrorist cells embracing violent rightwing [sic.] extremist ideology are the most dangerous domestic terrorism threat in the United States.”President Obama echoed this faulty assessment this week,saying,“The most likely scenario that we have to guard against right now ends up being more of a lone wolf operation than a large,well-coordinated terrorist attack.”He then invoked Norway’s Anders Behring Breivik,who committed his deeds shortly after the DHS released a video portraying terrorists as average,middle Americans (and white,like Breivik).
We know we’re not the only ones you’re watching.
Bob Unruh of WND revealed last month that the DHS is monitoring the Last Days Watchman blog,a website run by Julio Severo,a pro-traditional marriage activist.
Heck,I reported last October that Planned Parenthood gave a presentation to the DHS and the FBI inviting you to spy on:
[T]hree pages of “Anti-Abortion Web Sites,” including such malefactors as the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN),National Right to Life,Concerned Women for America,the Center for Bio-Ethical Reform,Priests for Life,the American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ),American Life League,Human Life International,Pro-Life Action League,BlackGenocide.org,the Pro-Life Alliance of Gays and Lesbians,and a website dedicated to exposing the birth control pill.
I wrote at the time,“We are disappointed this website was launched too late for inclusion.”Thanks for catching that. This is the kind of constituent service we expect when we work until April 12 just to pay our taxes.
It’s an unusual honor to be included in the ranks of those under government surveillance. But we wish you would stop cyberstalking Joseph Farah and Phyllis Schlafly (or for that matter Alex Jones and Jeff Rense) long enough to rethink your agency’s position. After all,you base who you will watch based on who you think is most likely to start killing people. Somehow,you let your ideology blind you to the facts,and you decided conservatives were more likely to foment terrorism than people like Nidal Hasan,the Lackawanna Six,the Fort Dix jihadists,John Walker Lindh,al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn,etc.
Instead of monitoring radical Islamists,one of the employees in your department —Juliette Kayyem,the assistant secretary for intergovernmental affairs at the DHS —wrote an op-ed in the Boston Globe promoting Al Jazeera,which we already finance with our tax dollars.
Barack Obama thought he could talk anyone into anything. He thought if he just worked some of his teleprompter-fueled magic the Muslim world’s antipathy to the West would drop as surely as the sea levels. The only people impervious to his snake-charm,he thought,were Bible-believing Rush Limbaugh listeners and pro-life patriots. He convinced you that if you coddled Muslim extremists and spied on everyone to the right of Charles Krauthammer,you could stop all terrorism within months.
Face it,you screwed up.
Why don’t you stop strip-searching helpless grandmothers,confiscating pregnant diabetics’insulin,and committing criminal acts of pedophilia at the airport and admit not all Americans are equally likely to start hoisting guns and screaming,“Allahu Akbar!” Why don’t you realize these flyover-country bumpkins you ridicule are just decent,church-going Americans who get a little emotional when they wave the flag,who love this country (at least) as much as you do,and who take pride in their Founding Fathers —and who get just a little bit peeved when Chicago thugs abuse our Constitution in order to spy on and bully their political opponents? Why don’t you do something to justify your salary?
While you’re here,at least be sure to click on the Google ads. Your president believes it is only fair to “spread the wealth around.”Besides,if this website goes out of business,you might have to put down your Cheetos,get out from behind that desk,learn to recite the Koran in its original Arabic,and go find some real extremists —who won’t write you kind messages like this when they find out you’ve been watching them.
Thanks for stopping by. We’ll see you again tomorrow.
Welcome to obama's Gestapo,Heil!!!
Bravo,Mr. Johnson! This very well written (and hysterically funny) article thrilled my heart! I hope the old broad reads this and chokes on those Cheetos!!
And further more,no,this is great as is. If we are attacked,I would imagine Obama and the rest of the tribe have printed excuses on why they were not at fault at the ready. The only thing about denying being involved in anything,it makes people wonder just what you have been doing to earn the horrendous salary you have been paid and continue to receive. Since Obama is not at fault for anything that has gone wrong,he has yet to do anything because he has done nothing right. His being in the learning process is running into overtime and the game is almost over and he has yet to score,sort of like his bowling!
In Nov. 2012 Janet (from another planet) Napolitano,her SS Homeland Security Department and that piece of sh** in the White House Barack Muslim Obama will all be gone. HIDE AND WATCH as her lesbian ass and the rest of the left wing socialist have to pack their bags and leave DC. Elections have consequences and they will feel those consequences in 2012.
If these bleeps had any interest in actual homeland security they would be investigating this guy in the White House. Where he came from,who he really is,what was his background and who were his mentors. You could read his books or dig up his records –OH no I forgot,they are all impounded in Ft. Knox or some super secure place on another planet.
Absolutely right. The number two threat to this nation in our recent history resides at 1600 Pennm. Ave.! The number one is whereever G. Soros happenso be residing at any given time,and number three is the address of any of his minute puppet organizations. Of course,part and parcel of 1600 Penn. Ave. is any of his coconspiritors such as Napolitasno,Holder,the rest of the cabinet (lets not forget the clown Valseck) and the minion of czars. The tide is about to turn,one way or another and it is not going to be pretty. Thank a Congress to weak to do it job,to include a bunch of RINOs led by McConnell.
Hey Janet!
Why don't you do something Obama would like more,like invade Waco or something?
I wonder at times what the Judge thinks of his namesake…lol
Speaking of Waco,remember when the Clinton Justice Dept. under Janet Reno,refused to release evidence at the site to the Texas Dept. of Public Safety after the Feds bulldozed it ? Apparantly immolating 40 children,claiming that there was a meth lab on the premesis and the Davidians were illegally converting semi-auto weapons to full auto(no evidence ever produced supporting either accusation) wasn't enough for Comrade Reno. It was imperative that they destroyed all evidence of their $53 millon murderous fiasco,lest the competent,methodical Texans piece together the evidence of what actually happened at the compound,so they ignored jurisdictional laws and covered their tracks. Reagan was right,the most dangerous words you can hear are,"we're from the government and we're here to help."
Mr. Johnson:Great article. Hey,the empty head napolitano ( bamma lackey) is hanging invitation signs for illegals to visit our Country for a free lunch,free health care,jobs,no taxes,forever. yeah,and breaking the law by illegals while here is overlooked intentionally. dhs,yeah,they break the law by not enforcing it. "But,gee,the potus said we could,as he does it."Cut the taxpayers ( a small percentage of the legal voters) a break !
Dear Ben,
This was such a well-written commentary and it aptly expresses how so many of us feel. Also,thank you for noting the most recent comment from the President about "lone wolves."His comment seemed out of context and was unsupported by any facts. The only reason (we can surmise) for the comment is that it is political in nature and will be used again in the near future to support the next incursion into our personal liberties.
Pat
Hey Cubbies,this is communism straight up,with all the crap going on in the world we have Janet there who can't get the job straight and checks out Americans to call them terrorist!!! Yeah,makes alot of sense,call Americans with a different opinion a "Terrorist!!"Janet,I hope you ready,because I don't like you Commy Fag Pinko Junkie agenda you are working. You people that are working for the Admin. are a bunch of paronoid schzos!!! You can't stand someone else who don't agree with you and now you pull this Terrorist crap,and UNFAIRLY ACCUSE Americans who don't agree with anything you are doing!!! Lord help us!!!! Lord Jesus please bring this to an end,bring 2012 here fast!!!!
I hope the anti-American muslim and illegal loving degenerate of the Obamination Thugocracy is reading this and following me all the days she has left. She sure as hell is doing noyhing to uphold the Constitution and save the Republic so the more we can keep them concentrating on us the less time they will have to foment unrest and destruction. She/they already ignore all of our laws that are inconvenient or of a henderence to their marxist/socialiost goals.
By the way,great article Ben!
Neapolitan can SUCK OFF for all I care ….